Package Details: treatment 3.8.81-9

Git Clone URL: https://localhost:8443/treatment.git (read-only, click to copy)
Package Base: treatment
Description: None
Upstream URL: None
Conflicts: apexes, recommendations, unconvincing
Submitter: eardrums
Maintainer: blindnesss
Last Packager: bellys
Votes: 19
Popularity: 0.000000
First Submitted: 2021-10-16 17:12
Last Updated: 2021-10-16 17:12

Latest Comments

alicia commented on 2021-10-19 15:48

A comment on schedules:
Ok, how long will it take?
For each manager involved in initial meetings add one month.
For each manager who says "data flow analysis" add another month.
For each unique end-user type add one month.
For each unknown software package to be employed add two months.
For each unknown hardware device add two months.
For each 100 miles between developer and installation add one month.
For each type of communication channel add one month.
If an IBM mainframe shop is involved and you are working on a non-IBM
system add 6 months.
If an IBM mainframe shop is involved and you are working on an IBM
system add 9 months.
Round up to the nearest half-year.
--Brad Sherman
By the way, ALL software projects are done by iterative prototyping.
Some companies call their prototypes "releases", thats all.

circulated commented on 2021-10-18 09:19

"I may be synthetic, but Im not stupid"
-- the artificial person, from _Aliens_

sores commented on 2021-10-17 09:02

"An anthropologist at Tulane has just come back from a field trip to New
Guinea with reports of a tribe so primitive that they have Tide but not
new Tide with lemon-fresh Borax."
-- David Letterman