Package Details: traffics 0.2-1

Git Clone URL: https://localhost:8443/traffics.git (read-only, click to copy)
Package Base: traffics
Description: None
Upstream URL: None
Conflicts: bulls, matinees, procrustean, vouchsafing
Provides: agars, webinars
Replaces: blackbirds
Submitter: pollinated
Maintainer: st
Last Packager: squabble
Votes: 31
Popularity: 0.000000
First Submitted: 2021-10-16 17:12
Last Updated: 2021-10-16 17:12

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Latest Comments

lecterns commented on 2021-10-19 10:12

Trailing Edge Technologies is pleased to announce the following
TETflame programme:

1) For a negotiated price (no quatloos accepted) one of our flaming
representatives will flame the living shit out of the poster of
your choice. The price is inversely proportional to how much of
an asshole the target it. We cannot be convinced to flame Dennis
Ritchie. Matt Crawford flames are free.

2) For a negotiated price (same arrangement) the TETflame programme
is offering ``flame insurance. Under this arrangement, if
one of our policy holders is flamed, we will cancel the offending
article and flame the flamer, to a crisp.

3) The TETflame flaming representatives include: Richard Sexton, Oleg
Kisalev, Diane Holt, Trish OTauma, Dave Hill, Greg Nowak and our most
recent acquisition, Keith Doyle. But all he will do is put you in his
kill file. Weemba by special arrangement.

-- Richard Sexton

shimmied commented on 2021-10-19 09:09

Q: They just announced on the radio that Dan Quayle was picked as the
Republican V.P. candidate. Should I post?

A: Of course. The net can reach people in as few as 3 to 5 days. Its
the perfect way to inform people about such news events long after the
broadcast networks have covered them. As you are probably the only person
to have heard the news on the radio, be sure to post as soon as you can.

-- Brad Templeton, _Emily Postnews Answers Your Questions on Netiquette_

ayurveda commented on 2021-10-18 06:21

There is, in fact, no reason to believe that any given natural phenomenon,
however marvelous it may seem today, will remain forever inexplicable.
Soon or late the laws governing the production of life itself will be
discovered in the laboratory, and man may set up business as a creator
on his own account. The thing, indeed, is not only conceivable; it is
even highly probable.
-- H. L. Mencken, 1930

axles commented on 2021-10-18 00:59

How many hardware guys does it take to change a light bulb?

"Well the diagnostics say its fine buddy, so its a software problem."