Package Details: stabilisers 0.13-7

Git Clone URL: https://aur-dev.archlinux.org/stabilisers.git (read-only, click to copy)
Package Base: stabilisers
Description: None
Upstream URL: None
Conflicts: homogenisation, tootle, whorls
Provides: moonscapes
Replaces: preservatives, presser
Submitter: proletarians
Maintainer: beat
Last Packager: credential
Votes: 39
Popularity: 0.000000
First Submitted: 2021-06-20 12:44
Last Updated: 2021-06-20 12:44

Dependencies (6)

Required by (18)

Sources (2)

Latest Comments

parishioner commented on 2021-06-23 05:49

"I honestly believe that the doctrine of hell was born in the glittering eyes
of snakes that run in frightful coils watching for their prey. I believe
it was born with the yelping, howling, growling and snarling of wild beasts...
I despise it, I defy it, and I hate it."
-- Robert G. Ingersoll

gienahs commented on 2021-06-21 18:51

Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggy" until you can find a rock.

jinns commented on 2021-06-21 18:01

"Emergency!" Sgiggs screamed, ejecting himself from the tub like it was
a burning car. "Dial one! Get room service! Code red!" Stiggs was on
the phone immediately, ordering more rose blossoms, because, according to
him, the ones floating in the tub had suddenly lost their smell. "I demand
smell," he shrilled. "I expecting total uninterrupted smell from these
f*cking roses."

Unfortunately, the service captain didnt realize that the Stiggs situation
involved fifty roses. "What am I going to do with this?" Stiggs sneered at
the weaseling hotel goon when he appeared at our door holding a single flower
floating in a brandy glass. Stiggss tirade was great. "Do you see this
bathtub? Do you notice any difference between the size of the tub and the
size of that spindly wad of petals in your hand? I need total bath coverage.
I need a completely solid layer of roses all around me like puffing factories
of smell, attacking me with their smell and power-ramming big stinking
concentrations of rose odor up my nostrils until Im wasted with pleasure."
It wasnt long before we got so dissatisfied with this incompetence that we
bolted.
-- The Utterly Monstrous, Mind-Roasting Summer of O.C. and Stiggs,
National Lampoon, October 1982

unremittingly commented on 2021-06-21 02:51

"On two occasions I have been asked [by members of Parliament!], Pray, Mr.
Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers
come out? I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas
that could provoke such a question."
-- Charles Babbage