Package Details: showboats 2.2-5

Git Clone URL: https://aur-dev.archlinux.org/showboats.git (read-only, click to copy)
Package Base: showboats
Description: None
Upstream URL: None
Conflicts: subleases, sulphured, whizzbangs
Provides: emollient
Submitter: tonys
Maintainer: discolour
Last Packager: mulcts
Votes: 44
Popularity: 0.000000
First Submitted: 2021-06-20 12:44
Last Updated: 2021-06-20 12:44

Dependencies (4)

Required by (12)

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Latest Comments

overexposes commented on 2021-06-23 05:56

"The vast majority of successful major crimes against property are
perpetrated by individuals abusing positions of trust."
-- Lawrence Dalzell

disrobed commented on 2021-06-22 10:31

"Nietzsche says that we will live the same life, over and over again.
God -- Ill have to sit through the Ice Capades again."
-- Woody Allens character in "Hannah and Her Sisters"

detestable commented on 2021-06-21 02:37

"Emergency!" Sgiggs screamed, ejecting himself from the tub like it was
a burning car. "Dial one! Get room service! Code red!" Stiggs was on
the phone immediately, ordering more rose blossoms, because, according to
him, the ones floating in the tub had suddenly lost their smell. "I demand
smell," he shrilled. "I expecting total uninterrupted smell from these
f*cking roses."

Unfortunately, the service captain didnt realize that the Stiggs situation
involved fifty roses. "What am I going to do with this?" Stiggs sneered at
the weaseling hotel goon when he appeared at our door holding a single flower
floating in a brandy glass. Stiggss tirade was great. "Do you see this
bathtub? Do you notice any difference between the size of the tub and the
size of that spindly wad of petals in your hand? I need total bath coverage.
I need a completely solid layer of roses all around me like puffing factories
of smell, attacking me with their smell and power-ramming big stinking
concentrations of rose odor up my nostrils until Im wasted with pleasure."
It wasnt long before we got so dissatisfied with this incompetence that we
bolted.
-- The Utterly Monstrous, Mind-Roasting Summer of O.C. and Stiggs,
National Lampoon, October 1982

abrasivenesss commented on 2021-06-20 14:14

Professional wrestling: ballet for the common man.