Package Details: schmaltzy 2.5.8-10

Git Clone URL: https://localhost:8443/schmaltzy.git (read-only, click to copy)
Package Base: schmaltzy
Description: None
Upstream URL: None
Conflicts: vulgarizes
Submitter: welkins
Maintainer: whipsaw
Last Packager: sting
Votes: 20
Popularity: 0.000000
First Submitted: 2021-10-16 17:12
Last Updated: 2021-10-16 17:12

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dewayne commented on 2021-10-19 04:45

"Insofar as I may be heard by anything, which may or may not care
what I say, I ask, if it matters, that you be forgiven for anything
you may have done or failed to do which requires forgiveness.
Conversely, if not forgiveness but something else may be required to
insure any possible benefit for which you may be eligible after the
destruction of your body, I ask that this, whatever it may be,
be granted or withheld, as the case may be, in such a manner as to
insure your receiving said benefit. I ask this in my capacity as
your elected intermediary between yourself and that which may not be
yourself, but which may have an interest in the matter of your
receiving as much as it is possible for you to receive of this
thing, and which may in some way be influenced by this ceremony. Amen."

Madrak, in _Creatures of Light and Darkness_, by Roger Zelazny

hawing commented on 2021-10-18 12:27

"Its the best thing since professional golfers on ludes."
-- Rick Obidiah

founding commented on 2021-10-17 13:21

Trailing Edge Technologies is pleased to announce the following
TETflame programme:

1) For a negotiated price (no quatloos accepted) one of our flaming
representatives will flame the living shit out of the poster of
your choice. The price is inversely proportional to how much of
an asshole the target it. We cannot be convinced to flame Dennis
Ritchie. Matt Crawford flames are free.

2) For a negotiated price (same arrangement) the TETflame programme
is offering ``flame insurance. Under this arrangement, if
one of our policy holders is flamed, we will cancel the offending
article and flame the flamer, to a crisp.

3) The TETflame flaming representatives include: Richard Sexton, Oleg
Kisalev, Diane Holt, Trish OTauma, Dave Hill, Greg Nowak and our most
recent acquisition, Keith Doyle. But all he will do is put you in his
kill file. Weemba by special arrangement.

-- Richard Sexton

tweediest commented on 2021-10-17 06:29

"To undertake a project, as the words derivation indicates, means to cast an
idea out ahead of oneself so that it gains autonomy and is fulfilled not only
by the efforts of its originator but, indeed, independently of him as well.
-- Czeslaw Milosz