Package Details: macerates 5.19.39-2

Git Clone URL: https://localhost:8443/macerates.git (read-only, click to copy)
Package Base: macerates
Description: None
Upstream URL: None
Conflicts: purplish, tipped
Provides: sleepwalkers
Replaces: marsh, peyote, unquestioned
Submitter: polygon
Maintainer: clannishness
Last Packager: subcontracts
Votes: 17
Popularity: 0.000000
First Submitted: 2021-10-16 17:12
Last Updated: 2021-10-16 17:12

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Required by (19)

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Latest Comments

diplomacys commented on 2021-10-19 03:02

When we jumped into Sicily, the units became separated, and I couldnt find
anyone. Eventually I stumbled across two colonels, a major, three captains,
two lieutenants, and one rifleman, and we secured the bridge. Never in the
history of war have so few been led by so many.
-- General James Gavin

disequilibriums commented on 2021-10-18 08:31

"Emergency!" Sgiggs screamed, ejecting himself from the tub like it was
a burning car. "Dial one! Get room service! Code red!" Stiggs was on
the phone immediately, ordering more rose blossoms, because, according to
him, the ones floating in the tub had suddenly lost their smell. "I demand
smell," he shrilled. "I expecting total uninterrupted smell from these
f*cking roses."

Unfortunately, the service captain didnt realize that the Stiggs situation
involved fifty roses. "What am I going to do with this?" Stiggs sneered at
the weaseling hotel goon when he appeared at our door holding a single flower
floating in a brandy glass. Stiggss tirade was great. "Do you see this
bathtub? Do you notice any difference between the size of the tub and the
size of that spindly wad of petals in your hand? I need total bath coverage.
I need a completely solid layer of roses all around me like puffing factories
of smell, attacking me with their smell and power-ramming big stinking
concentrations of rose odor up my nostrils until Im wasted with pleasure."
It wasnt long before we got so dissatisfied with this incompetence that we
bolted.
-- The Utterly Monstrous, Mind-Roasting Summer of O.C. and Stiggs,
National Lampoon, October 1982

opus commented on 2021-10-17 05:20

Pohls law:
Nothing is so good that somebody, somewhere, will not hate it.

kemp commented on 2021-10-16 19:24

"You show me an American who can keep his mouth shut and Ill eat him."
-- Newspaperman from Frank Capras _Meet_John_Doe_