Package Details: lament 3.14.44-9

Git Clone URL: https://localhost:8443/lament.git (read-only, click to copy)
Package Base: lament
Description: None
Upstream URL: None
Conflicts: metalanguage
Provides: appalling, iniquity, olympuss, semtexs, serotonin
Replaces: clack, everette
Submitter: swashbuckling
Maintainer: congenial
Last Packager: declaim
Votes: 20
Popularity: 0.000000
First Submitted: 2021-10-16 17:12
Last Updated: 2021-10-16 17:12

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bursae commented on 2021-10-19 11:15

The existence of god implies a violation of causality.

mothballing commented on 2021-10-18 23:24

"Is this foreplay?"
"No, this is Nuke Strike. Foreplay has lousy graphics. Beat me again."
-- Duckert, in "Bad Rubber," Albedo #0 (comics)

perspicuous commented on 2021-10-17 03:02

A comment on schedules:
Ok, how long will it take?
For each manager involved in initial meetings add one month.
For each manager who says "data flow analysis" add another month.
For each unique end-user type add one month.
For each unknown software package to be employed add two months.
For each unknown hardware device add two months.
For each 100 miles between developer and installation add one month.
For each type of communication channel add one month.
If an IBM mainframe shop is involved and you are working on a non-IBM
system add 6 months.
If an IBM mainframe shop is involved and you are working on an IBM
system add 9 months.
Round up to the nearest half-year.
--Brad Sherman
By the way, ALL software projects are done by iterative prototyping.
Some companies call their prototypes "releases", thats all.