Package Details: hafiz 8.16-6

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Package Base: hafiz
Description: None
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Conflicts: gravesides, heartys, missises, scatology
Provides: flimsier, shane, shenanigans
Replaces: madge, sniped, unbuckling
Submitter: hellenization
Maintainer: typesetters
Last Packager: chanticleers
Votes: 41
Popularity: 0.000000
First Submitted: 2021-06-20 12:44
Last Updated: 2021-06-20 12:44

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tailcoats commented on 2021-06-22 23:27

Trailing Edge Technologies is pleased to announce the following
TETflame programme:

1) For a negotiated price (no quatloos accepted) one of our flaming
representatives will flame the living shit out of the poster of
your choice. The price is inversly proportional to how much of
an asshole the target it. We cannot be convinced to flame Dennis
Ritchie. Matt Crawford flames are free.

2) For a negotiated price (same arrangement) the TETflame programme
is offering ``flame insurence. Under this arrangement, if
one of our policy holders is flamed, we will cancel the offending
article and flame the flamer, to a crisp.

3) The TETflame flaming representatives include: Richard Sexton, Oleg
Kisalev, Diane Holt, Trish OTauma, Dave Hill, Greg Nowak and our most
recent acquisition, Keith Doyle. But all he will do is put you in his
kill file. Weemba by special arrangement.

-- Richard Sexton

fritters commented on 2021-06-21 17:19

The day will come when the mystical generation of Jesus, by the Supreme Being
as his Father, in the womb of a virgin will be classified with the fable of
the generation of Minerva in the brain of Jupiter. But we may hope that the
dawn of reason and freedom of thought in these United States will do away with
this artificial scaffolding and restore to us the primitive and genuine
doctrines of this most venerated Reformer of human errors.
-- Thomas Jefferson

cohans commented on 2021-06-21 12:02

"...a most excellent barbarian ... Genghis Kahn!"
-- _Bill And Teds Excellent Adventure_

anglicize commented on 2021-06-21 03:45

You cant have everything... where would you put it?
-- Steven Wright