Package Details: expletives 9.1.83-9

Git Clone URL: https://aur-dev.archlinux.org/expletives.git (read-only, click to copy)
Package Base: expletives
Description: None
Upstream URL: None
Conflicts: coleuss, flameproofed, resonators, ted
Replaces: craziness, gorkys
Submitter: flattens
Maintainer: distress
Last Packager: seceding
Votes: 50
Popularity: 0.000000
First Submitted: 2021-06-20 12:44
Last Updated: 2021-06-20 12:44

Latest Comments

impairments commented on 2021-06-23 05:50

Those of us who believe in the right of any human being to belong to whatever
church he sees fit, and to worship God in his own way, cannot be accused
of prejudice when we do not want to see public education connected with
religious control of the schools, which are paid for by taxpayers money.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt

newsboys commented on 2021-06-22 22:34

"Emergency!" Sgiggs screamed, ejecting himself from the tub like it was
a burning car. "Dial one! Get room service! Code red!" Stiggs was on
the phone immediately, ordering more rose blossoms, because, according to
him, the ones floating in the tub had suddenly lost their smell. "I demand
smell," he shrilled. "I expecting total uninterrupted smell from these
f*cking roses."

Unfortunately, the service captain didnt realize that the Stiggs situation
involved fifty roses. "What am I going to do with this?" Stiggs sneered at
the weaseling hotel goon when he appeared at our door holding a single flower
floating in a brandy glass. Stiggss tirade was great. "Do you see this
bathtub? Do you notice any difference between the size of the tub and the
size of that spindly wad of petals in your hand? I need total bath coverage.
I need a completely solid layer of roses all around me like puffing factories
of smell, attacking me with their smell and power-ramming big stinking
concentrations of rose odor up my nostrils until Im wasted with pleasure."
It wasnt long before we got so dissatisfied with this incompetence that we
bolted.
-- The Utterly Monstrous, Mind-Roasting Summer of O.C. and Stiggs,
National Lampoon, October 1982

evangelinas commented on 2021-06-21 14:07

The only way to learn a new programming language is by writing programs in it.
-- Brian Kernighan

repealing commented on 2021-06-20 16:07

I know engineers. They love to change things.
-- Dr. McCoy