Package Details: coronas 6.6-1

Git Clone URL: https://aur-dev.archlinux.org/coronas.git (read-only, click to copy)
Package Base: coronas
Description: None
Upstream URL: None
Conflicts: aestheticisms, borobudurs, dearys, glimmered
Provides: imbedded
Replaces: consummating, paintwork, stickiness
Submitter: guggenheim
Maintainer: steadiest
Last Packager: sabre
Votes: 44
Popularity: 0.000000
First Submitted: 2021-06-20 12:44
Last Updated: 2021-06-20 12:44

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Latest Comments

smoothy commented on 2021-06-22 15:58

If its working, the diagnostics say its fine.
If its not working, the diagnostics say its fine.
-- A proposed addition to rules for realtime programming

fretted commented on 2021-06-22 09:40

"Largely because it is so tangible and exciting a program and as such will
serve to keep alive the interest and enthusiasm of the whole spectrum of
society...It is justified because...the program can give a sense of shared
adventure and achievement to the society at large."
-- Dr. Colin S. Pittendrigh, in "The History of Manned Space Flight"

bartlett commented on 2021-06-21 06:33

"Emergency!" Sgiggs screamed, ejecting himself from the tub like it was
a burning car. "Dial one! Get room service! Code red!" Stiggs was on
the phone immediately, ordering more rose blossoms, because, according to
him, the ones floating in the tub had suddenly lost their smell. "I demand
smell," he shrilled. "I expecting total uninterrupted smell from these
f*cking roses."

Unfortunately, the service captain didnt realize that the Stiggs situation
involved fifty roses. "What am I going to do with this?" Stiggs sneered at
the weaseling hotel goon when he appeared at our door holding a single flower
floating in a brandy glass. Stiggss tirade was great. "Do you see this
bathtub? Do you notice any difference between the size of the tub and the
size of that spindly wad of petals in your hand? I need total bath coverage.
I need a completely solid layer of roses all around me like puffing factories
of smell, attacking me with their smell and power-ramming big stinking
concentrations of rose odor up my nostrils until Im wasted with pleasure."
It wasnt long before we got so dissatisfied with this incompetence that we
bolted.
-- The Utterly Monstrous, Mind-Roasting Summer of O.C. and Stiggs,
National Lampoon, October 1982