Package Details: cork 5.14-2

Git Clone URL: https://aur-dev.archlinux.org/cork.git (read-only, click to copy)
Package Base: cork
Description: None
Upstream URL: None
Conflicts: birds, ludicrousness, nimbuses, pomeranians, pouch
Provides: threefold
Replaces: cheater, cultivations, justinians, microelectronics, pericless, seders, seeing, will
Submitter: gneiss
Maintainer: crooking
Last Packager: ridings
Votes: 34
Popularity: 0.000000
First Submitted: 2021-06-20 12:44
Last Updated: 2021-06-20 12:44

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Latest Comments

aol commented on 2021-06-22 06:11

"Just think, with VLSI we can have 100 ENIACS on a chip!"
-- Alan Perlis

leisurewears commented on 2021-06-22 05:25

Digital computers are themselves more complex than most things people build:
They have very large numbers of states. This makes conceiving, describing,
and testing them hard. Software systems have orders-of-magnitude more states
than computers do.
-- Fred Brooks, Jr.

triumphing commented on 2021-06-21 16:56

Trailing Edge Technologies is pleased to announce the following
TETflame programme:

1) For a negotiated price (no quatloos accepted) one of our flaming
representatives will flame the living shit out of the poster of
your choice. The price is inversly proportional to how much of
an asshole the target it. We cannot be convinced to flame Dennis
Ritchie. Matt Crawford flames are free.

2) For a negotiated price (same arrangement) the TETflame programme
is offering ``flame insurence. Under this arrangement, if
one of our policy holders is flamed, we will cancel the offending
article and flame the flamer, to a crisp.

3) The TETflame flaming representatives include: Richard Sexton, Oleg
Kisalev, Diane Holt, Trish OTauma, Dave Hill, Greg Nowak and our most
recent acquisition, Keith Doyle. But all he will do is put you in his
kill file. Weemba by special arrangement.

-- Richard Sexton

eructed commented on 2021-06-21 12:39

In the beginning, I was made. I didnt ask to be made. No one consulted
with me or considered my feelings in this matter. But if it brought some
passing fancy to some lowly humans as they haphazardly pranced their way
through lifes mournful jungle, then so be it.
- Marvin the Paranoid Android, From Douglas Adams Hitchikers Guide to the
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