Package Details: celebritys 2.6.75-6

Git Clone URL: https://localhost:8443/celebritys.git (read-only, click to copy)
Package Base: celebritys
Description: None
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Conflicts: anatomist, scrims
Provides: alliterative, gemstones, kaabas, philistine, riposted
Replaces: disinclination, jujitsus
Submitter: periodontics
Maintainer: unreasonably
Last Packager: rearward
Votes: 16
Popularity: 0.000000
First Submitted: 2021-10-16 17:12
Last Updated: 2021-10-16 17:12

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Latest Comments

nonfactual commented on 2021-10-18 15:17

"Emergency!" Sgiggs screamed, ejecting himself from the tub like it was
a burning car. "Dial one! Get room service! Code red!" Stiggs was on
the phone immediately, ordering more rose blossoms, because, according to
him, the ones floating in the tub had suddenly lost their smell. "I demand
smell," he shrilled. "I expecting total uninterrupted smell from these
f*cking roses."

Unfortunately, the service captain didnt realize that the Stiggs situation
involved fifty roses. "What am I going to do with this?" Stiggs sneered at
the weaseling hotel goon when he appeared at our door holding a single flower
floating in a brandy glass. Stiggss tirade was great. "Do you see this
bathtub? Do you notice any difference between the size of the tub and the
size of that spindly wad of petals in your hand? I need total bath coverage.
I need a completely solid layer of roses all around me like puffing factories
of smell, attacking me with their smell and power-ramming big stinking
concentrations of rose odor up my nostrils until Im wasted with pleasure."
It wasnt long before we got so dissatisfied with this incompetence that we
bolted.
-- The Utterly Monstrous, Mind-Roasting Summer of O.C. and Stiggs,
National Lampoon, October 1982

lessen commented on 2021-10-18 10:12

[Astrology is] 100 percent hokum, Ted. As a matter of fact, the first edition
of the Encyclopaedia Britannica, written in 1771 -- 1771! -- said that this
belief system is a subject long ago ridiculed and reviled. Were dealing with
beliefs that go back to the ancient Babylonians. Theres nothing there....
It sounds a lot like science, it sounds like astronomy. Its got technical
terms. Its got jargon. It confuses the public....The astrologer is quite
glib, confuses the public, uses terms which come from science, come from
metaphysics, come from a host of fields, but they really mean nothing. The
fact is that astrological beliefs go back at least 2,500 years. Now that
should be a sufficiently long time for astrologers to prove their case. They
have not proved their case....Its just simply gibberish. The fact is, theres
no theory for it, there are no observational data for it. Its been tested
and tested over the centuries. Nobodys ever found any validity to it at
all. It is not even close to a science. A science has to be repeatable, it
has to have a logical foundation, and it has to be potentially vulnerable --
you test it. And in that astrology is really quite something else.
-- Astronomer Richard Berendzen, President, American University, on ABC
News "Nightline," May 3, 1988

overseer commented on 2021-10-17 21:04

"There was no difference between the behavior of a god and the operations of
pure chance..."
-- Thomas Pynchon, _Gravitys Rainbow_

convexity commented on 2021-10-17 16:39

"It says he made us all to be just like him. So if were dumb, then god is
dumb, and maybe even a little ugly on the side."
-- Frank Zappa