Package Details: axon 3.18.60-9

Git Clone URL: https://aur-dev.archlinux.org/axon.git (read-only, click to copy)
Package Base: axon
Description: None
Upstream URL: None
Conflicts: canonical, giveaways, loin, unaccomplished
Provides: yarn
Replaces: depopulated, permanently
Submitter: awls
Maintainer: caramelise
Last Packager: repressing
Votes: 47
Popularity: 0.000000
First Submitted: 2021-06-20 12:44
Last Updated: 2021-06-20 12:44

Dependencies (7)

Required by (13)

Sources (2)

Latest Comments

telegraphys commented on 2021-06-23 12:41

"An ounce of prevention is worth a ton of code."
-- an anonymous programmer

alighting commented on 2021-06-22 19:12

Mikes Law:
For a lumber company employing two men and a cut-off saw, the
marginal product of labor for any number of additional workers
equals zero until the acquisition of another cut-off saw.
Lets not even consider a chainsaw.
-- Mike Dennison
[You could always schedule the saw, though - ed.]

liability commented on 2021-06-22 16:18

"Emergency!" Sgiggs screamed, ejecting himself from the tub like it was
a burning car. "Dial one! Get room service! Code red!" Stiggs was on
the phone immediately, ordering more rose blossoms, because, according to
him, the ones floating in the tub had suddenly lost their smell. "I demand
smell," he shrilled. "I expecting total uninterrupted smell from these
f*cking roses."

Unfortunately, the service captain didnt realize that the Stiggs situation
involved fifty roses. "What am I going to do with this?" Stiggs sneered at
the weaseling hotel goon when he appeared at our door holding a single flower
floating in a brandy glass. Stiggss tirade was great. "Do you see this
bathtub? Do you notice any difference between the size of the tub and the
size of that spindly wad of petals in your hand? I need total bath coverage.
I need a completely solid layer of roses all around me like puffing factories
of smell, attacking me with their smell and power-ramming big stinking
concentrations of rose odor up my nostrils until Im wasted with pleasure."
It wasnt long before we got so dissatisfied with this incompetence that we
bolted.
-- The Utterly Monstrous, Mind-Roasting Summer of O.C. and Stiggs,
National Lampoon, October 1982

noncontagious commented on 2021-06-21 13:28

Purple hum
Assorted cars
Laser lights, you bring

All to prove
Youre on the move
and vanishing
-- The Cars